louistwilliam:

if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier 

(Source: tomlinsass, via boargazmic)

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via boargazmic)