gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

(via stability)

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enemaroberts:

when you get a dick pic and they hung af

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whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

(via trust)

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trohbabe:

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

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offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

(via psykoticmuffin)

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fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

(via ugly)

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  • person: how are you
  • me: my football club lost
  • person: ok but apart from that
  • me: no you dont understand
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